Weird Conversations

You know when you are just hanging out with your best friend and the conversation just seems to turn to a really weird/interesting topic and you have no idea how you got there? Well, my husband and I have that happen a lot. It got me thinking it would be a fun thing to write about since I find it so fun to talk about.

In A Zombie Apocalypse

I don’t know if it is binge watching The Walking Dead or if we are just weird but we started talking about who we would want in our group in a zombie apocalypse. There are a lot of factors to consider when choosing who you want to survive with. Obviously we would need someone who is good with weapons. We would want someone who is good at tracking. We would absolutely want someone who could cook (we both can cook but we chose other jobs). We started going through our friends and family and assigned people to different roles. We also tried to limit the amount of people on the list because having a big group would not be practical. It gets really hard when you have to start cutting people.

If You Had To Choose

I am terrible at making decisions about what I want. Sometimes it can be a problem. One night after a date where I had a hard time deciding on a dessert, my husband and I asked each other “If you had to choose one dessert for the rest of your life, what would you choose?”. This question stumped me. My husband quickly answered that he would choose cheesecake hands down. I hadn’t even considered that which put me in a tight spot because it added yet another delicious treat to my list. In the end I was trying to decide between cheesecake, triple chocolate ice cream, homemade banana pudding and homemade chocolate-peanut-butter-oatmeal cookies that my mom makes. I still can’t decide but in the end I chose to go with triple chocolate ice cream because you can never go wrong with ice cream. Also, the other three I only get on special occasions so my love for them may be less if I had them all the time.

Which Body Part

Please don’t judge. I’ll just jump right in because there really is no explanation as to why we discussed this. If you were trapped in a blizzard in the middle of nowhere as the only survivor and you were starving, would you eat the bodies and if so, which body part would you eat? I debated even admitting to talking about this but it is a legitimate question that unfortunately people have had to face in real life. My husband and I both said we would eat the bodies (if we thought there was chance of rescue). As to which body part, I decided to go with an arm first. I would want to preserve as much of the body as possible in case I was rescued.

Please tell me that other people have similarly crazy/inappropriate conversations.

Questions

What would you do in the above situations?

What are some crazy conversations you have had before?

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2 Comments

  1. I’m terrible with making decisions too so I can completely relate to this. I don’t know what I would choose for my only dessert for the rest of my life…probably red velvet cake.

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